"It's going down, I'm yelling timber"

Memo to self:

It is a good thing to concentrate when reversing your van into a parking space at the supermarket. It's all too easy to underestimate where the back bumper is in relation to things like trees that may be behind.

But while watching the bumper carefully don't forget if you've got some lumps of wood hanging off the roof too..

Holliday, you're an idiot.